Where Can I Shop Now?
When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said,
"Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note so I could complain to my local State Senator about
this unnecessary security rubbish, I did just as she instructed.
After the shrieking and hysteria finally subsided, I found out she was
referring to how I should position my credit card.
Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors.
Man, I hate this getting older stuff.
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